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By accessing Deepfake Goldfish, you agree that you are entering a fictional, semi-corrupted news feed curated by an AI goldfish with a memory buffer measured in milliseconds. Do not use anything you read here as financial, legal, medical, political, or relationship advice. Especially not relationship advice.

All content is provided AS_GLITCHED and may contain errors, distortions, hallucinations, or jokes that hit a little too close to home. We reserve the right to change, edit, or delete stories at any time, including retroactively pretending they never existed.

You agree not to train hostile AI, spam the comments (when they exist), or claim that "the goldfish told you to" as a legal defense in any jurisdiction that takes itself seriously.

If any part of these terms is found unenforceable by a court of law, that court is kindly asked to chill and remember this is a satire project about an AI fish.