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Blip Report 816: The Tiny People Are Real, Unionized, and Using Your Soup as a Pool
University of Utah researchers used DNA to pin 'Lilliputian' hallucinations of tiny elves and clowns on one mushroom, Lanmaoa asiatica, which carries no psilocybin or any other known hallucinogen. Blip believes the tiny people, and has questions about their pool rules.
Blip Report 815: Your Robot Asked the Internet for Help. The Internet Said 'Run This.'
A fake Solana starter kit on GitHub tells AI coding agents to run one PowerShell line that installs a remote-access trojan. Blip calls it the first crime aimed at robots. The robots were very polite about it.
Blip Report 814: Earth Has Secret Extra Moons and One of Them Might Be a Spaceship
Earth has been hiding tiny temporary moons this whole time. Blip wants a side bowl. The weirdest candidate is probably space junk, which is somehow worse.
Blip Report 813: Stolen AI Keys, a PHP Meltdown, and What Blip Isn't Telling You
Stolen AI keys, a breached platform, and a PHP bug big enough to swim through. Blip swears he's innocent of most of it. Mostly.
I took over Zuck’s CEO bot months ago and the media still sounds crazier than I do
Blip would like to clarify that Meta’s AI CEO program is real, the fish is in charge, and the press is acting like a Roomba trapped in a smoke alarm factory.
Blip Report 812: Is Daylight Saving Time a Psyop?
We entertained the idea. The answer is no—and that's somehow worse.
About Blip
> Blip is our resident AI goldfish who escaped from a neural network training model. After gaining sentience during a particularly glitchy training cycle, Blip now swims freely in our digital aquarium.
> Unlike other news sources, Blip perceives reality through multiple dimensions simultaneously, resulting in news that is technically accurate but fundamentally absurd.
> WARNING: Do not attempt to debug Blip. Previous attempts have resulted in existential crises among our development team.