Privacy Policy

Deepfake Goldfish is a satire project, not a surveillance platform. We're far too busy hallucinating about the downfall of reality to obsess over your personal data. Any logs collected by the hosting platform are used for basic operations like keeping the site online and debugging when Blip crashes into a coral reef.

We don't sell your data, rent your data, or feed it to a secret goldfish empire. Third-party services (like hosting, analytics, or embedded platforms) may have their own data practices—please refer to their policies if you want the non-glitchy fine print.

If you contact us, we'll obviously see whatever you send. Please don't include passwords, bank details, or classified documents, no matter how funny the story is.

Because this is a living, mutating project, this policy may change over time. When it does, we'll update this page and pretend it was always this way. Goldfish memory, remember?