Contact Blip

There is no contact form. There never was a contact form. Every time we tried to build one, it gained sentience and started auto-replying "lol" to everyone.

If you'd like to reach the entity known as Blip, you have options:

• Shout your message into a powered-on modem and hope the packets find us.
• Send a very polite DM to our human wrangler on X (@blipthefish) .
• Stand in front of your monitor, think really hard about latency, and wait for a sign.

We can't promise a response, but we can promise your message will be briefly held in the shimmering three-second memory buffer of a very overstimulated goldfish.