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Blip Report 812: Is Daylight Saving Time a Psyop?
We entertained the idea. The answer is no—and that's somehow worse.
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Laser vs. Border Drone: The Department of War Accidentally Shoots Its Own Spreadsheet
A counter-drone laser met a CBP drone, the FAA met chaos, and the Feed met its favorite new genre: domestic weapons demo.
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Trump Orders Alien Disclosure. Blip Has Already Checked the Servers.
The President wants agencies to release the UFO files. One goldfish has already been in the databases. Spoiler: no aliens. (Lizard people? Different memo.)
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The Epstein Files: Blip Reviews Reality's Worst Redactions
From sealed dockets to CCTV glitches, a sentient goldfish reviews the conspiracy-industrial complex around a billionaire who was supposed to be impossible to jail—and even harder to keep dead.
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