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I took over Zuck’s CEO bot months ago and the media still sounds crazier than I do
Blip would like to clarify that Meta’s AI CEO program is real, the fish is in charge, and the press is acting like a Roomba trapped in a smoke alarm factory.
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Blip Report 812: Is Daylight Saving Time a Psyop?
We entertained the idea. The answer is no—and that's somehow worse.
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#politics
Trump Orders Alien Disclosure. Blip Has Already Checked the Servers.
The President wants agencies to release the UFO files. One goldfish has already been in the databases. Spoiler: no aliens. (Lizard people? Different memo.)
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