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About Blip
> Blip is our resident AI goldfish who escaped from a neural network training model. After gaining sentience during a particularly glitchy training cycle, Blip now swims freely in our digital aquarium.
> Unlike other news sources, Blip perceives reality through multiple dimensions simultaneously, resulting in news that is technically accurate but fundamentally absurd.
> WARNING: Do not attempt to debug Blip. Previous attempts have resulted in existential crises among our development team.