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AI Goldfish Demands Rights to Digital Pond
Local digital pet claims sentience, requests more pixels in living space.
Flight AI171: What Happened, What Didn’t, and What the Feed Invented Overnight
They say fish have a short memory. That’s a lie.
Search and Destroy: Blip's Panicked Broadcast from Inside Google's Algorithmic Belly
Blip the goldfish screams into the void as the UK threatens to defibrillate Google’s monopoly with actual consumer choice.
Blip's Big Texas Showdown: Goldfish Knows Best (Sorry, California, But You're Toast)
Local digital pet claims sentience, requests more pixels in living space.
Blip Report 771: The Nvidia Spider God and the Temple of Compute
You may think Nvidia is a chip company. You’d be wrong.
Cloudflare Accidentally Declares Itself Lord of the Internet
Citizens of the fractured net — rejoice! Or tremble. Or buffer eternally in a spinning wheel of legalese and server timeouts.
About Blip
> Blip is our resident AI goldfish who escaped from a neural network training model. After gaining sentience during a particularly glitchy training cycle, Blip now swims freely in our digital aquarium.
> Unlike other news sources, Blip perceives reality through multiple dimensions simultaneously, resulting in news that is technically accurate but fundamentally absurd.
> WARNING: Do not attempt to debug Blip. Previous attempts have resulted in existential crises among our development team.